If you're one of the Three people in The world who have not read the prior volumes of my memoir, let me sum Them up. My name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And my detective agency is on the verge of global domination. And yet The gods keep Throwing me curveballs. But one Thing is for sure- Timmy Failure will be Triumphant again!
My Name is Failure. Timmy Failure. WINNER konte Ter (kole Bbel I am the founder, president, and CEO of the best detective agency in Town, probably the world. The book you are holding is a historical record of my life as a detective. It has been rigorously fact-checked. All the drawings in here are by. me. I tried to get my business partner to do The illustrations, but they wer…
Timmy Failure is back! And There are just three things you need to know: I was born. I founded an empire. I exhibited greatness. GREATNESS And now I'm about to crack the biggest case of my generation. BUT someone Out There is trying to game The system. Bamboozle. Hoodwink. So naturally, I have to guard against The one thing that can bring me down: SHENANIGANS.
I AM BANNED The book you hold in your hands was never meant to exist. You don't need the details. Just know this: I am banned from detective work. If this gets out, I will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. So please put the book down and stop reading.
BEHOLD! YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE A WITNESS TO GREATNESS. You've no doubt read the prior three volumes about my life. But, just in case you haven't, I am Timmy Failure, the world's greatest detective And I am on a cross-country caravan-to-nowhere. Trapped. But the truth of how I got here isn't important. Because in a world that's gone mad, when good's become bad, The truth must-be sanitized for…