My Name is Failure. Timmy Failure. WINNER konte Ter (kole Bbel I am the founder, president, and CEO of the best detective agency in Town, probably the world. The book you are holding is a historical record of my life as a detective. It has been rigorously fact-checked. All the drawings in here are by. me. I tried to get my business partner to do The illustrations, but they wer…
Timmy Failure is back! And There are just three things you need to know: I was born. I founded an empire. I exhibited greatness. GREATNESS And now I'm about to crack the biggest case of my generation. BUT someone Out There is trying to game The system. Bamboozle. Hoodwink. So naturally, I have to guard against The one thing that can bring me down: SHENANIGANS.
When we last saw George and Harold, they were headed to jail for the rest of their lives. What could be worse? How about being pulled from prison by a time-traveling tyrant named Tippy Tinkletrousers! Now the boys are taking a trip back in time to the carefree days of kindergarten, when the scariest thing they had to face was not evil mad scientists or alien cafeteria ladies but a sixth-grad…
Psst! Psst! Psst!! Ι, YOU!! Ah, finally Do you want to know a secret? Well? Do you? It's a good one... honest. You'll never believe it. It's so unbelievably unbelievable and soooooo secret. You have to promise not to tell ANYONE. Well? Do you? Cross your heart and hope to die (or at least pass out for a few minutes). Ok here goes.. You Know those badgers? Well you'll never guess what the…
Hey You! No, not you-the person behind you. No, not him either. Left a bit, left a bit more... You! Oh for goodness' sake.. never mind. Welcome to the world of great Kerfuffle! It's really great. And there's usually a kerfuffle (the clue's in the name really) Come in and join our intrepid heroes Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face as they set off on a highly silly and mildly perilous adventure!
Sshh! Keep the noise down! Shut Uppp! Thanks... There are strange things happening on the island of Great Kerfuffle. Listen carefully... can you hear that humming noise? It's getting louder.. and louder... it's coming this way! I think we'd better leg it!! Oh hang about, here come our bumbling heroes, Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face, to save us., They might know what's behind all this strange beeha…
Oi! You at the back! Yes, you! Stop mucking about and get a move on. Some of us are waiting to get going on this quest you know! These magic porcupines are pretty hard to find, so pay attention and stick with our slightly timid heroes, Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face. It could take about 192 pages for us to finish our gigantic quest, but I'm pretty sure we'll be back in time for tea, cause we'll be …
I am really looking forward to the school activity trio (if I can find my form). Delia wants me to go too. There'll be loads of excellent things to do. Like: making rafts, midnight feasts, watching out for some very weird creatures
Good News... 1. We're entering ROOSTER into the local DOG SHOW so (just for a change) he smells nice and clean. 2. My excellent singing voice is driving Delia CRAZY ... YEAH! Bad News... 3. Granny Mavis wants to COOK for my birthday, which could be a DISASTERI 4. Marcus Meldrew keeps getting ME into TROUBLE because he is a RUBBISH DANCER.
I AM BANNED The book you hold in your hands was never meant to exist. You don't need the details. Just know this: I am banned from detective work. If this gets out, I will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. So please put the book down and stop reading.