Hey You! No, not you-the person behind you. No, not him either. Left a bit, left a bit more... You! Oh for goodness' sake.. never mind. Welcome to the world of great Kerfuffle! It's really great. And there's usually a kerfuffle (the clue's in the name really) Come in and join our intrepid heroes Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face as they set off on a highly silly and mildly perilous adventure!
Sshh! Keep the noise down! Shut Uppp! Thanks... There are strange things happening on the island of Great Kerfuffle. Listen carefully... can you hear that humming noise? It's getting louder.. and louder... it's coming this way! I think we'd better leg it!! Oh hang about, here come our bumbling heroes, Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face, to save us., They might know what's behind all this strange beeha…
Oi! You at the back! Yes, you! Stop mucking about and get a move on. Some of us are waiting to get going on this quest you know! These magic porcupines are pretty hard to find, so pay attention and stick with our slightly timid heroes, Stinkbomb and Ketchup-face. It could take about 192 pages for us to finish our gigantic quest, but I'm pretty sure we'll be back in time for tea, cause we'll be …
I am really looking forward to the school activity trio (if I can find my form). Delia wants me to go too. There'll be loads of excellent things to do. Like: making rafts, midnight feasts, watching out for some very weird creatures